Thursday, March 24, 2016

LA Movie Review- Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice


   The two greatest superheroes of all time clash in the most anticipated movie of the year. An older, more vicious Batman fears the Godlike Superman and everything he can do. Insane billionaire Lex Luthor is plotting against both heroes while the world is unsure about the good these heroes really do. Man of Steel and Watchmen director Zack Snyder helms this film while Academy Award winner Chris Terrio writes the screenplay.
   I have never been more excited about any movie more than this one. My two favorite superheroes fighting it out in a bout billed as "The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world". They have a good fight, they do, but it could have been a great one. The reason it isn't is because of the two men I mentioned earlier, Zack Snyder and Chris Terrio. This movie is a mess. There is good in it but I cannot deny that it is a mess. Snyder may be a great visual director but a focused storyteller he is not. The pacing of this movie is nonsensical. Scenes unfold in a certain order that leave the audience wondering why. David Brenner edited the film along with Snyder. Together the two made a very poorly strung together film. I do not understand how the two sat in the editing room and left scenes in the final cut that did not forward the plot. They had no place of importance in the film. There were decisions made that I do not comprehend how they thought were a good idea.

Zack Snyder directing a character he clearly does not understand.

  Snyder's vision for this film is a wholly unrealized one. The movie asks fascinating questions and then proceeds to go nowhere with them. There are great ideas that are dropped right after they're mentioned. Snyder put more on his plate then he could handle. There are many movies crammed into one here and Snyder just cannot balance them. On one hand he is attempting to tell a Man of Steel sequel, on the other is a Batman movie all while trying to do a Justice League prequel. The sequel to Man of Steel could have been its own movie and an interesting one at that if it had been given proper focus. The Batman movie here is directly inspired by the terrific graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns. I love that it's in there but at the same time I don't know if it's used correctly. The Justice League prequel here excites me for future movies despite how forced it felt. There is a moment after a Mad Max: Fury Road like sequence in the film that is tremendously awful. It gets to the point that the actual Batman V Superman angle is left on the back burner. It feels like the movie forgot about the fight and remembered three quarters of the way in. 

The Dark Knight blocks a punch thrown by the Man of Steel.

    The fight itself is so poorly set up that if the two spoke briefly before throwing punches then no punches would be thrown at all. There are no real philosophical differences between the two, in no small part to Snyder's not understanding what makes Batman a hero. The motivation behind the fight was so forced that it felt unnecessary. This was supposed to be the best fight in all of superhero movie history but it lacked due to not being set up well. To the film's credit the fight is not only entertaining but one with the guts to actually have a winner and not end in a draw. 

   Ben Affleck is a good Batman/Bruce Wayne. There were things that he did in the movie that were the exact opposite of who Batman is, yet incredibly Affleck is still a Batman straight out of the comics. He may end up being the best Dark Knight we've ever had on screen. His fury and cruelty in the film put a definitive stamp on this movie not being for kids. I liked Henry Cavill as Superman more here than in his previous film. He had moments where I had a thought I previously only had with the late Christopher Reeve; "That is Superman." Amy Adams has never mailed in a performance in the past and she certainly does not here. She's good in the movie and she's given multiple things to do that access different parts of her acting abilities.

Jesse Eisenberg gives a performance that would fit perfectly in Batman Forever or Batman and Robin.

    Jesse Eisenberg. Oh, Jesse who told you this was a good idea? He was not written well and he performed exactly what he was written. His hatred towards Superman is never directly addressed although is love for Jolly Ranchers and being wacky is. He never delivered the menace of the Lex Luthor from comics and television. I never felt anything for him other than contempt. Laurence Fishburne is given plenty of bad dialog and scenes that should have ended up on the cutting room floor. Holly Hunter was a throw away character in the film and Scoot McNairy was absolutely wasted. Gal Gadot was perfectly acceptable as Wonder Woman. She did not blow me away, she did not ruin the film. She was fine in the limited role she had. 

Superman is once again treated like the Christ like figure he is.

   This is a very divisive film for me. The first fifteen minutes I loved. Bruce Wayne being on ground zero while the destruction of Metropolis occurred at the end of Man of Steel was a brilliant decision. He even had a moment that made me tear up. That was not the last time that I teared up. A moment in the third act triggered it in me. Other moments triggered such excitement in me that I got a very painful leg cramp in the theater. The third act itself is completely forced into the movie. An iconic Superman villain appears solely for the heroes to fight. The fight itself is frustrating for the decisions made in it which proves Snyder did not learn from Man of Steel's flaws.  I do have to give credit where credit is due and Warner Brothers is owed some credit here. They make some incredibly brave and risky choices in this film. Whether they pay off or not, only time will tell. 

   I know it seems like I really disliked this movie, it's just that there are more negatives than positives in it. There are things I really enjoyed in here but I cannot in good faith call this a good film. It hurts me deeply to say that, but I would not be a good reviewer if I did not tell you that. Will I be seeing this film again? Absolutely. Why? Because the Batman Superman fight is a good one. Will I be excited for a Snyder directed Justice League? No. I do not believe he is the right man for the job. He is not a focused story teller or someone who understands what makes the DC characters special. 

   Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice is a mess. There is good in this movie, but it is still a mess.
2.9/5

LA Movie Review- Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice


   The two greatest superheroes of all time clash in the most anticipated movie of the year. An older, more vicious Batman fears the Godlike Superman and everything he can do. Insane billionaire Lex Luthor is plotting against both heroes while the world is unsure about the good these heroes really do. Man of Steel and Watchmen director Zack Snyder helms this film while Academy Award winner Chris Terrio writes the screenplay.
   I have never been more excited about any movie more than this one. My two favorite superheroes fighting it out in a bout billed as "The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world". They have a good fight, they do, but it could have been a great one. The reason it isn't is because of the two men I mentioned earlier, Zack Snyder and Chris Terrio. This movie is a mess. There is good in it but I cannot deny that it is a mess. Snyder may be a great visual director but a focused storyteller he is not. The pacing of this movie is nonsensical. Scenes unfold in a certain order that leave the audience wondering why. David Brenner edited the film along with Snyder. Together the two made a very poorly strung together film. I do not understand how the two sat in the editing room and left scenes in the final cut that did not forward the plot. They had no place of importance in the film. There were decisions made that I do not comprehend how they thought were a good idea.

Zack Snyder directing a character he clearly does not understand.

  Snyder's vision for this film is a wholly unrealized one. The movie asks fascinating questions and then proceeds to go nowhere with them. There are great ideas that are dropped right after they're mentioned. Snyder put more on his plate then he could handle. There are many movies crammed into one here and Snyder just cannot balance them. On one hand he is attempting to tell a Man of Steel sequel, on the other is a Batman movie all while trying to do a Justice League prequel. The sequel to Man of Steel could have been its own movie and an interesting one at that if it had been given proper focus. The Batman movie here is directly inspired by the terrific graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns. I love that it's in there but at the same time I don't know if it's used correctly. The Justice League prequel here excites me for future movies despite how forced it felt. There is a moment after a Mad Max: Fury Road like sequence in the film that is tremendously awful. It gets to the point that the actual Batman V Superman angle is left on the back burner. It feels like the movie forgot about the fight and remembered three quarters of the way in. 

The Dark Knight blocks a punch thrown by the Man of Steel.

    The fight itself is so poorly set up that if the two spoke briefly before throwing punches then no punches would be thrown at all. There are no real philosophical differences between the two, in no small part to Snyder's not understanding what makes Batman a hero. The motivation behind the fight was so forced that it felt unnecessary. This was supposed to be the best fight in all of superhero movie history but it lacked due to not being set up well. To the film's credit the fight is not only entertaining but one with the guts to actually have a winner and not end in a draw. 

   Ben Affleck is a good Batman/Bruce Wayne. There were things that he did in the movie that were they exact opposite of who Batman is, yet incredibly Affleck is still a Batman straight out of the comics. He may end up being the best Dark Knight we've ever had on screen. His fury and cruelty in the film put a definitive stamp on this movie not being for kids. I liked Henry Cavill as Superman more here than in his previous film. He had moments where I had a thought I previously only had with the late Christopher Reeve; "That is Superman." Amy Adams has never mailed in a performance in the past and she certainly does not here. She's good in the movie and she's given multiple things to do that access different parts of her acting abilities.

Jesse Eisenberg gives a performance that would fit perfectly in Batman Forever or Batman and Robin.

    Jesse Eisenberg. Oh, Jesse who told you this was a good idea? He was not written well and he performed exactly what he was written. His hatred towards Superman is never directly addressed although is love for Jolly Ranchers and being wacky is. He never delivered the menace of the Lex Luthor from comics and television. I never felt anything for him other than contempt. Laurence Fishburne is given plenty of bad dialog and scenes that should have ended up on the cutting room floor. Holly Hunter was a throw away character in the film and Scoot McNairy was absolutely wasted. Gal Gadot was perfectly acceptable as Wonder Woman. She did not blow me away, she did not ruin the film. She was fine in the limited role she had. 

Superman is once again treated like the Christ like figure he is.

   This is a very divisive film for me. The first fifteen minutes I loved. Bruce Wayne being on ground zero while the destruction of Metropolis occurred at the end of Man of Steel was a brilliant decision. He even had a moment that made me tear up. That was not the last time that I teared up. A moment in the third act triggered it in me. Other moments triggered such excitement in me that I got a very painful leg cramp in the theater. The third act itself is completely forced into the movie. An iconic Superman villain appears solely for the heroes to fight. The fight itself is frustrating for the decisions made in it which proves Snyder did not learn from Man of Steel's flaws.  I do have to give credit where credit is due and Warner Brothers is owed some credit here. They make some incredibly brave and risky choices in this film. Whether they pay off or not, only time will tell. 

   I know it seems like I really disliked this movie, it's just that there are more negatives than positives in it. There are things I really enjoyed in here but I cannot in good faith call this a good film. It hurts me deeply to say that, but I would not be a good reviewer if I did not tell you that. Will I be seeing this film again? Absolutely. Why? Because the Batman Superman fight is a good one. Will I be excited for a Snyder directed Justice League? No. I do not believe he is the right man for the job. He is not a focused story teller or someone who understands what makes the DC characters special. 

   Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice is a mess. There is good in this movie, but it is still a mess.
2.9/5

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Top 10 Best Films of 2015

2015 was a good year for film. We got a slew of spy movies, a few great animated movies, and an awakening. Honorable Mentions include Selma, Kingsman, Room, and Whiplash. The last two were on many iterations of this list but unfortunately for them I had 10 other movies I enjoyed more.

10. The Martian
Perhaps a stretch too long, but nonetheless enjoyable as hell, The Martian is Ridley Scott's return to greatness. Matt Damon is alone on Mars as NASA tries to rescue him. I learned I could never survive on the red planet, but Jason Bourne can. This is why people go to the movies. It's pure entertainment along with great heart.

9. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
How is it that the fifth film in a franchise is the best? That's unheard of. So is hanging on the side of an airplane and holding your breath for six minutes. That is of course unless you're Tom Cruise. The most dedicated movie star on the planet puts his body on the line for the audience's entrainment. This is the best Mission yet because of Cruise's dedication and a great supporting cast and spectacular set pieces.

8. Bridge of Spies 

Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks deliver a great cold war thriller. One man has the courage to stand up for the enemy and fight for what he believes in. That man was James Donovan and this movie was based on his story. Hanks is great as The insurance lawyer turned negotiator and Mark Rylance shines as the spy. Compelling and never faultering, Bridge of Spies is a great addition to Spielberg's ever impressive resume.

7. Creed 

In what might be the best addition in the Rocky franchise Rocky Balboa trains his greatest opponent's son. Michael B. Jordan is great in this movie but may be getting over looked because Sylvester Stallone delivers the best performance of his career. While following familiar steps as the first Rocky, Creed stands out by embracing its name and fighting for its place. A thunderous score flows through director Ryan Coogler's best film to date. Creed is a winner.

6. Me And Earl And The Dying Girl

This movie came out of nowhere. I'd never seen a poster for it, a trailer for it, absolutely zero advertising. I'm glad I knew nothing going in because I loved each turn this movie took, each joke it told. I was moved after watching this touching love letter to film that follows no stereotypes one might expect. In a summer of dinosaurs and Avengers, Me And Earl And The Dying Girl was a gem that stood out.

5. Mad Max: Fury Road
70 year old director George Miller delivered the hardest hitting action thrill ride in recent years. This movie was an insane gasoline fire on wheels that shot at everything chasing it. Incredible stunt work, cinematography, and score fueled this film. Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron star in this truly amazing action movie. George Miller yelled "Witness" and boy did we witness.

4. Inside Out
If memory serves correct I saw this 5 times in theaters and I cried each time. Pixar is back to form with this emotional masterpiece. Dealing with the importance of sadness, and neglecting emotions, Inside Out also gave audiences laughs, albeit inbetween tears.

3. Steve Jobs

Michael Fassbender gave, in my opinion, the best performance of the year in this unconventional bio pic. This film was the definition of a three act film, as each act was set backstage at an important moment in Job's life. Jeff Daniels and Kate Winslet were equally incredible in this fascinating movie. Performances were at the center here and director Danny Boyle got the best out of everyone involved. This was my number 1 of the year until I saw the next two.
2. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Maybe Steve Jobs had better performances and maybe Bridge of Spies had better directon but only this movie was the best experience I've had at a theater since The Dark Knight. Seeing the opening crawl for this film was only something I could describe as a religious experience, especially as a film fan and a movie lover. J.J. Abrahms had the weight of the universe on his shoulders and he miraculously delivered a great movie. He introduced great new characters, great action, and more importantly a great new chapter to the Star Wars saga. BB8 was fun, Kylo Ren was a badass, Han Solo was a great shepard for the new characters. This movie against all odds overcame expectations and featured my favorite movie moment of this year.

1. Spotlight

The best movie of 2015 for me is hands down what I feel was it's most important movie. This is the story of the spotlight reporters who investigated the Boston church's cover up of priests molesting children. Director Tom McCarthy threw an incredible amount of information at the viewers and it never felt convoluted and you never got lost keeping track of it. He had an ensemble cast featuring Mark Ruffalo at his very best, Michael Keaton, and Rachel McAdams. While Star Wars had the weight of fans across the world on it's shoulders, this movie had the weight of every victim of this scandal and the responsibility to tell this story right. This is an incredible harrowing movie that will shake you to your center.

Top 10 Worst of 2015

2015 was a pretty good year for film, none the less there were a few stinkers. Dishonorable mentions include Sinister 2, which I didn't really hate but wasn't a good movie.
10. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2

The final entry into The Hunger Games saga proved to be the weakest. This film was an incredibly slow burn with a very weak payoff. Not only did it bore me but it pissed me off as well. A conversation between Peeta and Katniss about the color orange is proof that Mockingjay should never have been split into 2 movies.
9.  Aloha

This Cameron Crowe flick had all the potential in the world. It had a great trailer, a solid director, and a cast that boasted the likes of Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone, Rachel McAdams, and Bill Murray. The cast was given a by the numbers script that never really went anywhere. This movie squandered all the talent in the world and failed to be moving.
8. Jupiter Ascending

The Wachowski siblings directed a one of the greatest sci-fi action films ever in The Matrix. That movie is awesome, what's less awesome is that that movie came out in 1999 and they haven't directed a good film since then. A miscast Mila Kunis and a not even trying Channing Tatum lead this awfuly convoluted film. I applaud the Wachowskis for trying to create something original but this was crap. 
7. The Fantastic Four

It wasn't that bad.  Josh Trank's battle with Fox resulted a mess of a movie. I had a morbid curiosity going into it, the same one has when slowing down near a car wreck to view the carnage. The first third of this movie, as lifeless as it was, wasn't terrible but it became clear when the battle between director and studio occurred. Things became disjointed and actors, particularly Miles Teller, began mailing it in. Add a third act with no weight to it and you get this waste of a movie.
6. The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Truth be told I don't remember much about this movie other than it being a complete waste of money. 
5. Unfinished Business

Unlike Spongebob I do remember this movie. I remember Dave Franco's name was Mike Pancake and Vince Vaughn wore makeup.  This comedy lacked any laughs and despite it trying, lacked any heart as well.  I remember feeling empty after watching it which isn't something I should have felt after watching a comedy.
4. Ladrones


Why is it that spanish comedies feel the need to be condescending to their audiences? They treat their viewers like complete morons and then deliver the most paint by numbers stories, Instructions Not Included did the same thing in 2013. If it's not broke then you don't fix it but this studio is in dire need of fixing it. 
3. Taken 3

I hated this movie. I really hated it. I hate it's shaky-cam style, I hate it being a ripoff of The Fugitive, I hate that Liam Neeson and Forrest Whittaker wasted their time on it. It's a stupid cash grab excuse for an action movie. The tag line says "It Ends Here". I sure hope so. 
2. The Gallows


A found footage horror movie set in a school at night has potential to work. You know, if you make it scary and hire good actors, a good filmmaker, someone who knows what they're doing. The Gallows had none of that.
1. While We're Young
Currently sitting at an 84% on Rotten Tomatoes is the only film I've ever walked out of. Similar to Mockingjay, this movie bored me and pissed me off. It came off as a pretentious hipster flick which made me leave 30 minutes early. As much as I loved Adam Driver in another film you might see on a different list, I hated him here. Ben Stiller was a bore, Amanda Seyfried had nothing to do, and Naiomi Watts just stood there. This movie angered me in a way no other ever had and for that it gets to be number 1.

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Southpaw Review


   Originally developed as an Eminem vehicle, Jake Gyllenhaal takes the lead as Billy Hope, a boxer who struggles to get his life back together in and out of the ring after a death in the family. Training Day and Olympus Has Fallen Director Antoine Fuqua is behind the camera here. Southpaw features a script by first time writer Kurt Sutter and perhaps the final score composed by the late James Horner.
   Since the marketing team for this film wasn't concerned about spoilers I won't be either. The trailer did give away a large part of Southpaw's plot including every twist and turn it takes. The death of Rachel McAdam's character is an obvious one. The scene was not nearly as powerful as it should have been because it was prominently displayed in the marketing, as was the court taking away Billy Hope's daughter.  Like Billy Hope, this film had the deck stacked against it. It had no tricks up its sleeve to use, the only thing it had going for it was Jake Gyllenhaal's performance. Luckily, he delivered.

   I went into this film expecting a great performance by Jake Gyllenhaal and he is undeniably the strongest part of the movie. He's perfectly believable as a boxer as he captures all of the skill, anger, and mannerisms this role required. He can add this to his list of great performances. Rachel McAdams is fine in the film but she isn't in it long enough to say much more than that. Forest Whitaker plays the "Mickey" role in this film.  He's good in the movie and is given plenty to do and Forest carries it just fine. Other than Gyllenhaal himself I'd say the next strongest performance is Oona Lauerence who plays Billy Hope's daughter. The child actress carried her own in some very emotional scenes.
   Antoine Fuqua is a hit or miss director for me. Looking through his filmography I would say that 2007's Shooter was a boring movie and while I enjoyed the over the top violence in Olympus Has fallen, I thought The Equalizer was needlessly violent. His inspirations are clear in this film and those would be Eninem and the Rocky franchise. He's clearly a fan of the latter as the plot of this film is derived from that of Rocky III and Rocky V. Directors have multiple jobs on a feature and they include getting the best performance possible from his actors, making sure the story works, and seeing to it that it is his vision that we the audience see on the big screen. I don't believe he was firing on all cylinders on Southpaw. The biggest problem with this movie is Kurt Sutter's screenplay. Not only is it riddled with cliches, but it is also filled with plot holes, and worst of all it is predictable. The "villain" of the film is completely underdeveloped. The screenplay tries to beat you over the head with sadness in so many scenes that it ultimately ends up feeling redundant. 
   

   From a technical standpoint this was  a weak film for the most part. I wasn't crazy about the up close camera during most of the boxing scenes. In the third act of the film Fuqua employs a method that is meant to make the viewer feel like they are in the fight. To be honest it felt more like a first person video game than a movie when he did that. For the most part the boxing scenes, to their credit, felt very authentic. The pace of the film was another problem for me. This is a movie that feels much longer than it actually is. It starts off with such a fast pace that goes slow for such a long time that when it is time for the third act of the film, its jarring.  Academy Award winning composer James Horner wrote the score for this film, one of his final scores before his untimely death earlier this year. It represents Gyllenhaal's character as the songs reflect the mood of sadness, anger, and glory.   
   There are plenty of great sports films out there. The boxing genre in particular can boast such greats such as Rocky, Raging Bull, and The Fighter. Those movies are Oscar movies and Oscar movies all come out around Oscar season, which typically runs from November through to the Oscars. I believe The Weinstein Company, the studio behind the film, would have released this in that season and would have mostly likely pushed Gyllenhaal for best lead actor and pushed Whittaker for best supporting actor if they believed in the quality of this movie. I believe the studio saw this for what it was; a film with great performances and not much else. 
3/5

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

My Top 10 Best films of 2014

   2014 was such a good year for films that it was very difficult narrowing down the best to just 10. Movies that didn't make the cut: Noah, The Raid 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Boyhood, a film that I very much enjoyed the first time I saw it, but failed to grip me the second time.

10. Her
   Spike Jonze's story about a man who falls in love with an operating system is beautifully shot and wonderfully acted.  The film challenges what love is and what love can be.

9. How To Train Your Dragon 2
   While The Lego Movie was a blast of pure entertainment and Big Hero 6 was a fun time, when animation in 2014 comes to mind, one film stands out. How To Train Your Dragon 2 is The Empire Strikes Back of animated movies. This movie raises the stakes from the previous film in every way, delivering a dark entry into this series.  Toy Story better watch it's back because if the third Dragons movie is better than this installment,  then Woody and Buzz will have serious competition. 

8. Edge of Tomorrow
Possibly the funnest movie on this list, Edge of Tomorrow is a great sci-fi action movie. Despite other films having a similar premise, Edge of Tomorrow makes it feel fresh. Tom Cruise was great and Emily Blunt steals the show. This criminally under-viewed movie is everything a summer popcorn movie should be.

7. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
   Marvel's take on the spy genre is their most socially conscious film to date. The Winter Soldier is filled with terrific action and manages to make a 74 year old character relevant to modern audiences. This is the best stand alone Marvel film since 2008's Iron Man.

6. Gone Girl
   David Fincher's mystery film is  about a wife gone missing and a husband blamed for her disappearance. Fincher gets Ben Affleck's strongest performance out of him and a career defining performance out of Rosamund Pike. This was a great film that really got the audience involved in story. This is a very well made film that you should check out if you missed it.

5. X-Men: Days of Future Past
   The most emotional superhero film of the year takes on the themes of abandonment, identity, and friendship. The heart really overtakes the action in the film despite the standout moments such as the spectacular Quicksilver scene. Days of Future Past also manages erase the blunders that were X-Men: The Last Stand and X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

4. Nightcrawler
   The creepiest character study since American Psycho, Jake Gyllenhaal stars as Louis Bloom, the most intense sociopath in 2014. Sporting nail-biting tension and unbelievable chase sequences, Nightcrawler is an instant classic.

   The last three films on this list could have been a tie for first.  I loved each of these so much that I have shifted around the number one spot more times than I can count. On this particular day, this is the order on which they land.

3. Dawn of The Planet of The Apes
   Caesar reigns as the leader of the apes after a virus has  wiped out most of humanity. Dawn of The Apes is a Shakespearean-like tale of a knight using a pawn in an attempt to topple a king. Koba is the best villain of the year, because like every character in the film, you can understand where he is coming from. Andy Serkis delivers one of the best performances of the year as Caesar. This is an epic that blows the previous entry out of the water. I cannot wait for the next time the apes are on screen.

2. Interstellar
   Christopher Nolan's space odyssey is a film about leaving a dying earth to find another planet to sustain the human race. In the heart of the film lies a father-daughter story.  Science vs. Love is the basis of the film. Interstellar is the most ambitious film of recent memory. It dares to take the audience to places we've never been and show us things nothing else has been able to. It is a visually immersive experience unlike any other.  This film wowed me with its visuals, intrigued me with its science and tugged on my heart. This is the only film of 2014 to make me cry. I have seen this film 5 times and have been moved every single time. I love this movie.

The best film of 2014 is...
1. Birdman
   Michael Keaton is back. Keaton stars as a movie star who got famous for playing a superhero in his early career, now struggling to stay prominent.  This film boasts an electric performance from Keaton and a brilliant Edward Norton. Emma Stone and Zack Galifianakis were terrific in this artful masterpiece that was shot in less than a month. Structured to look as though it is all one shot and sporting a score that is composed almost entirely of drums highlights the fact that Birdman is a film that takes risks. If even one of these risks didn't pay off then this film would have fallen on its face. Instead it soars to the top of my list.

Monday, December 29, 2014

My 10 Worst films of 2014

 
   2014 was an overall pretty good year for films. I didn't hate most of the movies on this list despite them being considerably weak compared to the rest of the year's releases.

10. Rio 2
   The weakest animated feature 2014 had to offer was Rio 2, a dull movie that fails to entertain.

9. 3 Days To Kill
   I suppose a joke about this movie not being a good way to kill time would be appropriate. McG's film about a dying spy feels like it is trying to capture the same magic as Taken. It succeeds if Taken was a really bland film that puts the viewer to sleep.

8. The Purge: Anarchy

   A great premise executd the wrong way. Makes for a decent Punisher story though.

7. Grudge Match
  What happens if you pit Raging Bull versus Rocky? A terrible comedy apparently. 

6. A Million Ways To Die In The West 
   Ingredients for making a bad western comedy: 
-include a stale lead performance
-make every joke a sex joke
-insert pointless love triangle. 

5. Ride Along
   Is anyone else tired of Kevin Hart yet? How long until we, as a society, stop laughing at his short jokes or angry Ice Cube?

4. Transcendence
   Sure, 5 was a bad comedy but at least it didn't bore me to tears as this movie did. This movie truly disappointed me.

3. Jersey Boys
   It's almost an achievement considering just how boring this movie is. On top of that it refused to end at an acceptable time. This movie just kept going and going at a slow pace and fails to make you care about any of the boys.

2. A Haunted House 2
   This is a movie that treats the audience as though they have the IQ of a candy necklace. Stupid jokes after stupid jokes somehow lead to a doll having a grudge against Marlon Wayans after he dumps it.

The absolute worst movie of 2014 is...
1 Transformers 4: Age of Extinction
   I hated this. I hated this so much. How can a film with giant robots fail to be entertaining?  I'll tell you.  This near 3 hour mess is filled with the same crap as the other 3 only with less plot and more over the top product placement.  Mark Wahlberg stopped in the middle of the movie and pulled out a Bud Light and drank it while practically winking at the camera. It gets better. Then the movie stops and showcases a "Romeo & Juliet" law that essentially says being a pedophile is okay. Then we get bombarded with incoherent cgi action, explosions, meaningless location changes, and gratuitous shots of women. It's the Michael Bay template of filmmaking, except I can't call this a film. I can't even call this a movie. This is an abomination.